I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Your cock deserves a montage
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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