My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Oh god it's open bar.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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