Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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