But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
