Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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