Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
