I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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