did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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