Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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