we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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