Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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