Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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