Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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