so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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