please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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