so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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