Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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