Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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