Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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