Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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