The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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