yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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