Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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