You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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