Dual....:-)
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Randomize
