When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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