I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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