Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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