god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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