Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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