u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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