I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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