if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I touched a dick in church today
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