im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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