She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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