Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Congratulations! We have a period
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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