Do vagina's smell?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Randomize
