I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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