his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i believe in u and ur pee
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