Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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