did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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