He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I need water and some morals
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