and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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