For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
