if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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