I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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