i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
