I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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