Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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