just tell him i said nine months
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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