I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just want to make out with him forever
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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