Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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