We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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