Porn is love you can see.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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