I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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