just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is it because I queefed?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The air was thick with penises
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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